Florence, Alabama. Of all places.

Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all. Yes, we do wear shoes. We do have educations, thank you—good ones, at that. We're not married to our cousins, and chewing tobacco has never passed our lips. And no, we do not know the theme to "Deliverance."

Federal Express, Ma Bell, satellite connections to the internet and fax machines have all made it to Florence, Alabama. So has NorthWest Airlines and four lane highways. Paved ones, even.

There are three major good reasons why you should deal with an ad agency in Florence, Alabama, in our opinion.

First, we're good. We live in the heartland, and we know how to sell to people in the heartland. Our ideas and our execution look like they come from the Big City, and our ideas are not restrained by the city limits of Florence, Alabama.

Secondly, we're a whole lot less expensive than our counterparts in Atlanta, Birmingham, or New York City. The cost of living here is low, and we pass that right along to our clients. People think we're a bargain; what we really represent is an excellent return on your marketing dollar.

Thirdly, we're a little more relaxed. Our daily commute takes about three minutes, if we stop at all three traffic lights. The climate is not too cold and not too hot. The Tennessee River is within walking distance. If you come here, we'll take you to one of the best restaurants in the south, feed you a gourmet meal, and spend less doing it than you could imagine.

We could live anywhere. We choose to live in Florence, Alabama. The only downside that we can see to life here, is that there isn't any valet parking.

But we're working on that.